MRC Also Pays Graham To Pick Lint From His Own Navel

Shorter Tim Graham, Newsblusterers
ABC, CBS, NBC All Skip the Word ‘Obama’ or Any Evaluation of His Team in Shahzad Sentencing News

  • Here’s more proof of the liberal bias of the MSM: NBC, ABC, CBS and the New York Times all refused to mention that Obama failed to prevent a bombing that did not happen.

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UPDATE: A retort from Tim:

 

Comments: 291

 
 
 

As long as they don’t pay him to pick it from someone else’s navel, I don’t see a problem here.

 
 

Tim Graham is Director of Media Analysis the remote control at the Media Research Center in his living room.

 
 

The great thing about failed bomb plots is that there is an infinite number of hypothetical victims you can exploit.

 
 

MRC.

Is that the media watchdog organization run by conservatives that screams “liberal bias” every time Newsweek or the Los Angeles Times runs a story about the military that doesn’t mention that John Kerry was a disgrace to the military because he wounded himself on purpose three times, only served in combat for six months, only did two tours of duty and then exercised the First Amendment rights he fought for by publicly disagreeing with the conservative dogma of the day?

Or am I getting them mixed up with another media watchdog organization with a conservative orientation that looks like it’s run by delusional, psychopathic alcoholics?

 
hells littlest angel
 

Never forget: when a CIA briefer read to Obama a document titled “Shahzad determined to strike in the U.S.”, Obama just shrugged and said, “Okay, you’ve covered your ass,” then went back to clearing brush on his fake ranch.

 
 

The New York Times put only a Shahzad court drawing on Page 1, despite this being a very local story. The full story was on A-24, where it led their New York news section.

So, the Times’ making it FRONT PAGE NEWS indicates their attempt to ignore and minimize this “very local story” — but having it lead the “New York news section” was ALSO inappropriate?

Next up: Dim Cracker chastises Galileo and hundreds of 20th-century altar boys for making the Roman Catholic priesthood look bad.

 
Enraged Bull Limpet
 

I have not failed to get bombed tonight, and milquetoast Democrats are to blame.

 
 

No doubt a Times Square Victory Mosque will fail to be built too. Mention that, lamestream media!

 
 

Next up: Dim Cracker chastises Galileo and hundreds of 20th-century altar boys for making the Roman Catholic priesthood look bad.

Wait, wasn’t that the Bill Donohue thread a couple of days ago?

 
 

The Mangos, they burn. Some fucking bad behaviour on the comments of that nose-wipe article. Jeepers, some angrified people!!

 
 

Tintin is the Borg and has assimilated all other Sadly No writers. Resistance, it has turned out, really was useless.

 
 

The lint is currently negotiating with FOX to co-host a three-hour “Fourth Reich USSA” Thanksgiving special with Glenn “The Voices Are Always Right” Beck.

 
 

The great thing about failed bomb plots is that there is an infinite number of hypothetical victims you can exploit.

Too (hypothetically) soon!!

 
 

Zebbidie said,

October 7, 2010 at 11:46

Tintin is the Borg and has assimilated all other Sadly No writers. Resistance, it has turned out, really was useless.

Is that what that SUV growing off my dick is?

 
 

Im sorry, am I missing something, what the fuck is his point. I got out the boat, but these aint Mangoes, these are rotten Durians….

I mean, really, most of the shit here I get, but WHAT IS HIS POINT? That Obama’s name wasn’t mentioned, and thats some kind of Islam-MSM-Marxist plot……….

I mean, I smoke of a lot of blow, but even then, I make more sense than this moron.

 
 

The War on Terror has disappeared as a political matter, and now it’s simply “U.S. officials” and “the government” fighting jihadists.

Umm…

1) No it’s not.

2) It just seems that way because lately the righties have tended to completely ignore actual threats of terrorism and instead focused on dangerous Sufis building YMCAs in Manhattan.

3) Who, exactly, do you think fights wars other than “the government” and “U.S. officials?”

 
 

3) Who, exactly, do you think fights wars other than “the government” and “U.S. officials?”

The people who want to make the rubber trees into rubber.

 
 

Next up: Dim Cracker chastises Galileo and hundreds of 20th-century altar boys for making the Roman Catholic priesthood look bad.

slightly o/t, but I took a hell of a kicking on FB yesterday for a few weak pope/catholic jokes. According to one of my interlocutors, I am a bigot for even making jokes about religion, along with the old canard; ‘no-one makes jokes about Islam’.

and I didn’t even mention child molestation, misogyny, the Irish laundry’s, the beatings from nuns and brothers, etc, etc…….. it was the old Bill Hicks popemobile joke…….

so anyway, a priest, a rabbi, Mohammed and the great Octopus deity walk into a bar…….

 
 

I liked how he put all the stuff that was actually supposed to read “Obama” in bold for us. Because “Shahzad told OBAMA that he planned the attack online” makes a hell of a lot more sense than “prosecutors”. Or something. What a moran.

 
 

C’mon guys, now that Obama is president only liberals work in the departments that could have detected the plot therefore SKREEEEEEE

 
 

no-one makes jokes about Islam

They do make T-shirts.

“Islamic School Parent: My Kid Is The Bomb!”

Thank you. I’ll be here all week.

 
 

Worse still, all those lamestream media outlets failed to attribute statements to Obama that he didn’t make, and also failed to say that statements Shahzad made to prosecutors and investigators were made to Obama, who wasn’t within 300 miles of Shahzad.

 
 

Who, exactly, do you think fights wars other than “the government” and “U.S. officials?”

Sarah, with the help of JESUS!

 
 

Look, when Bill Clinton sent Barack Obama to attack us on 9/11/2001, you’d think we would have learned not to trust him.

Instead, we elected this Al Qa’ida agent from Kenyonesian Afghanistan as our President, in order to impose Shari’a law via his Obamacare program.

 
 

Im sorry, am I missing something, what the fuck is his point.

His point is to make wingnuts outraged.

This time he demonstrated the Palin wordsalad technique; not original, but usually effective.

 
 

lobbey said,
October 7, 2010 at 12:36

Im sorry, am I missing something, what the fuck is his point. I got out the boat, but these aint Mangoes, these are rotten Durians….

Hey, there’s no need to drag durians into this. They were just minding their own business, being unappreciatedly delicious.

 
 

Somebody crossed mangoes and durians in the comments section over there and filled them with mustard gas.

Not so much lulz as brain-hurting racism, ignorance, and tough-guy macho posturing.

here’s a small one:

Amen. The sentencing hearing should have sounded something like this:

Judge: I sentence you to confinement for life.
Shahzad: Allahu Ak…
Bailiff’s Sidearm: *BANG*
Judge: Sentence served. Next case.

“Beauty is only skin deep, but liberal’s to the bone.” – me

There’s worse. much worse.

 
 

His point is to make wingnuts outraged.

Isn’t that something they want to do naturally?

I mean, isn’t “making wingnuts outraged” kinda like “making hyenas laugh”?

 
 

Like “making Paris Hilton do something stupid”?

 
 

Does Timmeh lube those pigs before he fucks them?

Oh wait, sorry, that’s a family reunion…

 
 

The New York Times put only a Shahzad court drawing on Page 1, despite this being a very local story.

Seems to me that all the major news outlets, including FOX, went national with this story as it happened.

How is this, the story of a failed attempt to kill people in Times Square, which is almost always populated more with tourists from the heartland and other nations than with New Yorkers, a local story?

 
 

Like “making Actor do a crude joke”?

 
 

Like “making Actor do a crude joke”?

Hey, I haven’t done DKW’s mom in weeks.

 
 

Aw, DAMMIT! You baited me!

 
 

The New York Times put only a Shahzad court drawing on Page 1

Wait. Is he saying that front page coverage is too little? How do you get more prominent than page 1? Should the Gray Lady have put Shahzad on a special page numbered ultra-primo-Ronaldus-Maximus-USA-USA-USA!!!!? But then where would the ads go?

 
 

Should the Gray Lady have put Shahzad on a special page numbered ultra-primo-Ronaldus-Maximus-USA-USA-USA!!!!? But then where would the ads go?

Can’t be worrying about ads, bub! Don’t you know there’s a WAR on? Cantcha hear the sounds of millions of marching feet, marching on towards victory? ‘Cause every war is just the same, and the Kaiser ain’t gonna be sending no more Huns over here to take away our liberties!

 
 

“I haven’t been that surrounded by pigs since Uncle Tom1 sold the farm”

Oh Tintin, please say this is real!

TIM! HAVE YOU LOOKED IN THE FUCKING MIRROR LATELY, YOU FAT TUB OF GOO?????

1Uncle Tom? Really?

 
 

Okay, I think I’ve figured out Tim’s complaint. In his world, Teh Preznit is a rockstar/superhero/God-amongst-men. When a terrarist is captured, it’s due to the actions of the manly, codpiece-filling, ultra-dreamy Commander-in-Chief. At least that’s how it was back in ought eight, and if that was good enough for Tim, then it’s good enough for you rascals…hey GET OFFA MAH LAWN!

Can anyone imagine if Shahzad attempted this in 2008, the word “Bush” would have been absent from the news and analysis?

Of course not. Here’s how the story would have appeared two years ago:

President Bush received news that his hand-picked teams of security specialists has secured a conviction against the arch-terrorist and Al-Qaeda #3 man Faisal Shahzad. Although our brave Commander-in-Chief was quick to modestly give credit to the diligent hard work of America's intelligence and law enforcement communities, it is well known that he personally supervised the successful actions. Were it not for his quick and Decidering decisive actions, many thousands would have been killed, possibly even someone you know or are related to. Don't forget to vote in less than a month.

 
 

Oh Tintin, please say this is real!

I linked to it. Go see for yourself. Timmeh’s gift for as repartee is as limited as his gift for media criticism.

 
The Goddamn Batman Is Down On, And With, The Farm
 

I thought that that was a photo of Timmeh’s prom night.

 
 

It’s worth mentioning that the feller who stopped the Time Square bomb wasn’t a cop, or a fed, or a soldier, let alone an NSA wiretapper or a Gitmo waterboardmeister.

No, it was an African (strike 1) Muslim (strike 2) immigrant (strike 3) who called it in.

In the words of Malcolm Reynolds, my days of not taking them seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

 
 

Thankfully Tintin had the decency to not show our faces.

 
 

OT/ I’ve changed my mind on Atrios. I used to think he was a pretty good Lie-beral Lieutenant for Teh Soros, handing out our anti-America assignments in that condensed pithy manner of his. BUT, as a resident of LEAFS SUCK, this type of insensitive gloating is too much to bear.

 
 

Thankfully Tintin had the decency to not show our faces.

Two of those haunches seem familiar…

 
 

I wonder if Timmeh’s parents had any children who survived?

 
 

I admit I’m something of a Luddite Twitter-wise, but is that post of his even trying to make sense? Just don’t get it at all.
And you kids need to get off my lawn…

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Ooooh, Tintin, he fucking SCHOOLED you!

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

I admit I’m something of a Luddite Twitter-wise, but is that post of his even trying to make sense?

No.

 
 

Aw, DAMMIT! You baited me!
Don’t you usually bait yourself? In fact DKW’s mom says that when it comes to baiting, you are a master.

 
 

Don’t you usually bait yourself? In fact DKW’s mom says that when it comes to baiting, you are a master.

I wondered how long that was going to sit out over the plate before someone swung.

 
 

1. Graham must get paid by the word, which accounts for his block-quoting a bunch of news reports while making no point at all.

2. I’m surprised Graham doesn’t recognize his fellow Newsbusters in that photo of their weekly meeting at the Trough and Barrel. Including the token black.

 
 

“There’s a cockroach in my coffee…there’s an eagle on my arm…and I feel like New York City…get me to the farm.”

 
Till Eulenspiegel
 

this type of insensitive gloating is too much to bear

The solution is to support a non-local sporting franchise. Come on you Spurs!

 
 

Come on you Spurs!

GOONERS, dammit!

 
 

Tim certainly seems aware of all internet traditions.

 
 

The solution is to support a non-local sporting franchise.

Doesn’t that defeat the purpose of the artificial tribalism generated by associating sporting franchises with individual cities? Talk about subverting Capitalism.

Anyways, I find myself in the same position that all LEAFS SUCKians are in the post-season. I’m rooting for whomever is playing against the Sens or the Habs Yankees.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 
 

Durian Oreos.

I just threw up a little.

 
 

Wonder what they’d be like with a side garnish of huatlilcoche.

 
 

Guess he told you. I hope you’re suitably chastened and learn to respect your betters.

 
 

Durian Oreos.

Didn’t they do covers of that 80s hair band that put out such hits as “Hungry Like The Wolf”?

 
 

Shorter comment section at Newsblusters:

Those Mooslims are evil dirty murderous scum! Why can’t we be more like them.

 
 

Is this a new Right Wing talking point? “The news story about _______ failed to mention how terrible President Obama is?”

 
 

“The news story about _______ failed to mention how terrible President Obama is?”

And now the news for Teabaggers

– President Obama failed to prevent the Hungarian sludge slide from slipping into the Danube River. He was not manning the sand bags, nor was he driving a bulldozer.

– Mario Vega Llosa won the Nobel Prize for Literature, beating out President Obama among hundreds of others.

– Another drone attack occured in Pakistan this morning as American forces ramp up the pressure on the Pakistani government to open the borders to Afghanistan. President Obama did not push the button to launch the missile.

– Verizon and Apple have inched closer to porting the iPhone over to the Verizon network. Barack Obama did not assist and did not offer to mediate the negotiations.

– Roy Halladay pitched the first post-season no-hitter since the NY Yankees Don Larsen’s perfect game against Brooklyn in 1956. Barack Obama did not get a hit, nor did he even have the courage to make a plate appearance.

 
 

For people bitching that government’s too big, they sure have a lot of things they want Obama to do for ’em.

 
 

You cats are getting extremely popular with the clown car right with this twitter thing the kids and aging actresses are raving about these days.

 
 

What is it with MSN.com? Why do they think I want to look at Sarah Palin? wHY?

 
 

Durian is pretty much the only thing Andrew Zimmern straight-up hates. This is a man who eats cockroaches (excuse me while I go vomit all my internal organs out) and blood soup. That tells me all I need to know about the fruit. Also he says it smells like onions and feet. Ick.

 
 

I must have missed the “Fourth Reich USSA” comment from jim way back upthread;

Spinning off from that topic, I just finished Paxton’s “Anatomy of Fascism;” very good read. And it’s the first work I’ve read (not counting superficial Marxist agitprop) that delves on the relationship between conservatives and fascists.

Two interesting points; one, the fascists would not have come to power had it not been offered to them by conservative elites who thought working with them was preferable to working with the Left. Two, fascists did not destroy, assimilate or even seriously threaten most conservative institutions; the two existed in parallel, both cooperating and competing with each other, right through the end (unlike communist countries where the Party was usually the only institution standing).

Not that I expect any of that to find its way onto Fox News’ documentary, of course. But yeah, there actually is a reason why we count fascism on the far right.

 
 

Durian is pretty much the only thing Andrew Zimmern straight-up hates.

Durian. Ugh.

I’ve had some questionable things in my mouth before (ask actor’s mom) but durian fruit has got to be hands down the worst. This is from someone who knows that when eating cooked fish eyeballs, you suck the slimy outside layers off and spit out the chalky centre.

I would rather have cilantro salad than durian fruit.

 
 

there actually is a reason why we count fascism on the far right.

Don’t tell Doughbob, okay.

 
 

His point is to make wingnuts outraged.

This time he demonstrated the Palin wordsalad technique; not original, but usually effective.

Yes, yes, I know that, but this story has no point…. what is he mad about, that Obama’s name wasn’t mentioned by the MSM? He is mad about that…. its a hall or mirrors for these guys…..

btw, whats all the LEAFS SUCK comments, did I miss a meeting?

[declaring an interest here, as I am a sad sack Leafs fan, along with the other losers masquerading as sports teams I follow].

 
 

I would rather have cilantro salad than durian fruit.

Mmmmm, cilantro salad. I’ve eaten salads comprised of nothing but fresh herbs, cilantro being one of the main components. Yes, it smells like soap! Mmmmmmmmm, soap.

 
 

I’ve had some questionable things in my mouth before (ask actor’s mom)

You were the one who insisted it was an Oh Henry! bar…

 
 

I’ve had some questionable things in my mouth before (ask actor’s mom) but durian fruit has got to be hands down the worst. This is from someone who knows that when eating cooked fish eyeballs, you suck the slimy outside layers off and spit out the chalky centre.

Absolutly, I’m running the Durian HATE here… the Asians have it right here, banned in hotels and airlines……. its the Breidbart of fruit.

 
 

Oh my, the comments are priceless…. very, very rotten Durians…

“Forget the ‘7 life sentances’……..or whatever the hell this cockroach got……………send him to me and a few of my buddies……….or you and a few of your buddies…..and let us take care of him. We’ll do a real good job, and nobody will have to worry about him trying to blow up NYC again…………………..”,

oh, big man, I’m creaming myself at the thought…

“happening is to make an example out of him. Execute the SOB by beheading, video tape it and send it directly to all the middle east tv stations and say flat out, you try to kill us, we will kill you back.”

Paging Irony…

“until we are a country can get someone in charge that has the spine and eggs to tell them what WILL happen, then these psychotic suicide jackwagons will continue to intimidate and kill innocent people throughout the country and the world.”

Who know who else had spine?…………… exactly?

 
 

Mmmmmmm, green eggs and spine, the lesser known Seussian delicacy.

 
Da Rip Rappin Bob Owenz
 

Yo yo yo Sadly No lemme get all up in yo charcoal griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill

 
 

Convicted GOP lobbyist raising money for our SC Teabagger guv’ner candidate

“I don’t think everything he does is improper just because of something he’s done in the past,” said Rich Bolen, chairman of the Lexington County Republican Party.

 
 

Yes, yes, I know that, but this story has no point…. what is he mad about, that Obama’s name wasn’t mentioned by the MSM? He is mad about that…. its a hall or mirrors for these guys…..

He’s mad that Obama’s name wasn’t mentioned because it makes it harder for him to construct a “see Obama’s not protecting us from the terrists and we need a good strong Republican who can. You know like George Bush (except for that one time)” agument.

 
 

“I don’t think everanything he does is improper just because of something he’s done in the past he’s Republican,” said Rich Bolen, chairman of the Lexington County Republican Party.

Fixicated to reflect how Mr. Bolen really feels.

 
 

In related news, Timmeh proves that if you just believe in yourself you can do anything, ANYTHING!

 
 

@ TimJGraham–“Performance art” requires a live person giving a “performance.” That means doing something in person. That’s why it’s called performance art.

98 characters–characters–and he gets the whole thing wrong.

 
 

btw, whats all the LEAFS SUCK comments, did I miss a meeting?

That’s just me. LEAFS SUCK is my pet name for the town I call home.

 
 

That said, the Leafs do sure suck.

 
 

psychotic suicide jackwagons

New band name?

 
 

We’ll do a real good job, and no one will have to worry about him trying to blow up NYC again before he goes he’ll tell us everything there is to know about blowing up NYC, so that the next time something like this happens, it’ll be in the name of the right religion

Fixed.

 
 

OH SWEET GODDESS OF IRONY I LOVE THEE

 
 

The Nation reports that Dobbs has “relied for years on undocumented labor for the upkeep of his multimillion-dollar estates and the horses he keeps for his 22-year-old daughter, Hillary, a champion show jumper.”

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

*does Snoopy dance*

 
 

That’s just me. LEAFS SUCK is my pet name for the town I call home.

Are you going to the Air Canada Centerre tonight to see the Leafs Suck against Les Habitants the Canadiens No, still too French… Oh, I’ve got it! The Freedom Flyers.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

OH SWEET GODDESS OF IRONY I LOVE THEE

GodDAMN these people are hypocrites.

I hope he didn’t get any of those strange diseases Mexicans are bringing in that he was talking about.

 
 

Are you going to (ACC)…

Fuck, do I look like I’m made of money? Tickets for Red vs. Blue? I’m sorry but a hundred and fifty bucks for standing room is not my idea of a good time. No, tonight I’ll be at home drinking hard liquor and weeping silently whilst I wallow in the shame associated with having sex with actor’s mom.

Speaking of actor’s mom, standing room only tonight at that venue too.

 
 

That said, the Leafs do sure suck.

No-one mentioned their sucking history when I was bullied by my new in-laws into supporting a Hockey team……

and “Leafs Suck” shouted from some passing car in Paris when I’m wearing my Leafs top is getting tiresome…. fort he country that invented the Montreal comedy festival, its very weak….

 
Blinking Emoticon
 

Eats shoots LEAFS SCORES!!

 
 

suck the slimy outside layers off and spit

Oh, yeah…you’ve done that before…

 
 

Kinda makes you wish Dobbs had relied on them to cook for him, as well… bet he’d have eaten a lot of snotchos over the years

 
 

Oh, yeah…you’ve done that before…

Indeed. You take the two round balls and just pop ’em in your mouth. Swirl ’em around a bit so you get that really earthy musky flavour all over your tongue and then just suck on ’em a bit until the white stuff pops out. Then you swallow the slimy bits and spit out what’s left.

 
 

Uh..wait. Totes heterosexually of course.

 
 

Does Timmeh lube those pigs before he fucks them?

Oh wait, sorry, that’s a family reunion…

The question remains…

 
 

OH SWEET GODDESS OF IRONY I LOVE THEE

Seriously?

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

 
 

The question remains…

You don’t know the old saying?

“The family that K-Y’s together, flies together”?

 
 

OH SWEET GODDESS OF IRONY I LOVE THEE

This is somehow surprising? It’s like Ted Haggard and PENIS, or Republicans whining about graft.

 
 

What is this about:

A gay actor, whoda thunk?

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

What is this about:

Most likely jack shit.

 
 

All I saw was Patty cakes giggling like a jr. high schooler and didn’t know what to make of it so whatever.

 
 

Breitbart makes no reference to anything, so perhaps Pattsy is getting his knickers in a twist over a misunderstanding. After all, it’s not like Breitfart hasn’t trumpeted his past “exposes” like they were really newsworthy.

 
 

OH SWEET GODDESS OF IRONY I LOVE THEE

The one thing you can be absolutely certain of is that this hypocrisy is not only entirely forgivable, but totally different from when people like Colin Powell employ illegals, and the difference is central to his point and illustrates why conservatives are so much better.

The only curiosity is to know exactly which mental gymnastics they’ll use to excuse their person this time; the outcome, however, is a foregone conclusion.

 
 

OH SWEET GODDESS OF IRONY I LOVE THEE

Beeg Schmile.

 
 

Graham: While several suggested Shahzad’s incompetence was the only obstacle preventing a mass murder, no one assessed whether the current administration succeeded or failed.

I’m sorry, what part of several journalists reported only his incompetence prevented mass murder doesn’t sound like an assessment? And the WashPo column he calls a “hint” actually uses the word “failed” AS HE QUOTES IN THIS VERY GODDAMN COLUMN.

The New York Times put only a Shahzad court drawing on Page 1, despite this being a very local story. The full story was on A-24, where it led their New York news section.

WTF? It was front page AND led the local news section, what more does he expect? Skywriters?

these are rotten Durians….

How would we know?

That’s why it’s called performance art.

Little know fact: Tintin, naked and smeared with mango chutney, actually dances these posts on an enormous keyboard made of cyber newts.

 
 

And now, according to Timmy, Barack Obama should lead the strike force that goes in and rounds up Lou Dobbs and hauls him away in bracelets, right?

 
 

Thanks Tim! Having a great day!

 
 

Trig said,

October 7, 2010 at 20:02

Thanks Tim! Having a great day!

This is a durian full of win

 
 

I’m sorry, what part of “several journalists reported only his incompetence prevented mass murder” doesn’t sound like an assessment?

Precisely. We’re never going to be able to stop every terror attack in this country, but we need to hold our official accountable for even the failed ones.

 
 

What is this about:

God, Breitbart? Don’t know, don’t care, and it’s probably horseshit. If he EVER breaks something real let me know.

 
 

God, Breitbart? Don’t know, don’t care, and it’s probably horseshit. If he EVER breaks something real let me know.

It’s an exclusive interview with Chief Editor Korir.

 
 

If he EVER breaks something real let me know.

I wouldn’t trust him to break wind.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

I almost made a joke that he broke my heart, but that was just far too fucking nauseating.

 
 

what is he mad about, that Obama’s name wasn’t mentioned by the MSM?

This time. Yesterday he was mad that the MSM enables Obama’s takeover of the world by mentioning him too much.

And I’m tickled by the commenters, who think that the President – whom they accuse of dictatorial tyranny – is coming up short by not subjecting a prisoner to cruel and unusual punishment and torture.

 
 

Odd dichotomy, that.

 
 

Now that Obama’s going to veto the foreclosure/notary bill, are the Republican’s going to come out in favor of the banks? I’m just waiting.

 
 

Anyways, I find myself in the same position that all LEAFS SUCKians are in the post-season. I’m rooting for whomever is playing against the Sens or the Habs Yankees.
Thanks! Go Twins!

 
 

Republican’s going to come out in favor of the banks?

Don’t they have to?

 
 

Timmeh:

Can anyone imagine if Shahzad attempted this in 2008, the word “Bush” would have been absent from the news and analysis?

When will liberals like Timmeh Graham stop comparing the Obama and Bush Administrations?

 
 

Re: bleeding heart

Its interesting, because I recently read an article saying how rich folks really weren’t so bad: they drove old cars, saved like misers and lived shockingly humble lives. Was that bullshit?

 
 

…I’ve got an eagle on my arm…

Joke? I don’t get it.

NEEDLE. IN my arm. Which makes SENSE, at least. WTF do eagles come from in NYC? The zoo? Oh right, the farm??

“We decided that we would have a swordfight…my favrite flavor’s cherry red…”

Damn kids always mumbling can’t unnerstand the lyrics grrrr.

 
 

Sooo….the media coverage of the trial neglected to credit Obama by name, during his administration’s successful prosecution of a terrorist resulting in life in prison.

Therefore…the media is liberally biased?

Not getting it, don’t mind.

 
 

read an article saying how rich folks really weren’t so bad: they drove old cars, saved like misers and lived shockingly humble lives.

No, Warren Buffet and even Sam Walton spring to mind, but they grew up in the Great Depression, so have some sense of what humility means.

 
 

Its interesting, because I recently read an article saying how rich folks really weren’t so bad: they drove old cars, saved like misers and lived shockingly humble lives. Was that bullshit?

I’d guess both, but the more humble-living folks don’t complain to the press that $250k isn’t enough money for them to survive on without making painful sacrifices like not having the stables regilded.

 
 

It’s a piece of performance art and a blog post. Two mints in one.

‘no-one makes jokes about Islam’.

I don’t know any jokes about Islam or I’d make them. I do know a couple good Southern Baptist jokes, and they’re about the same thing.

 
 

They say the Imam doesn’t drink but I saw him down the street getting bombed.

 
 

Muslim sex dolls blow themselves up

There. I said it.

 
 

“My parents went to Mecca and all I got was this bomb-laden jacket!”

Muslim sex dolls blow themselves up

There. I said it.

Well, if anyone would know…

 
 

Why are camels called “the ships of the desert”?

Because they carry Muslim seamen.

 
 

I heard more than a few jokes about getting 72 virgins in the afterlife after 9/11. the New Yorker published a funny diary of someone faced with getting 72 virgins (you want me to do what? ewwwwwww). Another had Bin laden getting the crap beaten out of him by such people a George Washington, Tom Jefferson, etc, only to be told he misunderstood, it was not virgins, but 72 Virginians…

 
 

Fox News joke, actually, but…

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl’s life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: “You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: “Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl” The man says: – “But I am not a New Yorker!” “Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: ‘Brave American saves life of little girl'” – the policeman answers. “But I am not an American!” – says the man. “Oh, what are you then? ” The man says: – “I am a Saudi !” The next day the Post says: “Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.

 
 

Here’s the link..

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2007/01/29/070129sh_shouts_martin

Virgin No. 3: Ew.

Virgin No. 4: Ow.

Virgin No. 5: Do you like cats? I have fourteen!

Virgin No. 6: I’m Becky. I’ll be legal in two years.

etc, etc

 
 

Thing about durian odor is it’s so damn *pervasive*. One durian will fill approx a 6-floor atrium with stink. A street market with durians will taint a matter of blocks. And it’s so damn *persistent,* too; it could claw its way out of the grave and chew through a concrete bunker. If you just got one little whiff and then could move on, it would be, not okay, but not horrible either; but it just never ever stops.

 
 

I only just found out that while having meat and cheese together isn’t kosher, it’s different for Muslims. That’s right, Halal cats can haz cheezburger.

 
 

What do you say to a Muslim with his arm all the way up the bunghole of a camel?

“Car trouble?”

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

I only just found out that while having meat and cheese together isn’t kosher, it’s different for Muslims. That’s right, Halal cats can haz cheezburger.

Yeah, kosher is much more strict than Halal.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Ugh. Those Muslim jokes are really terrible.

 
 

You know, people catch all kinds of holy Muslim hell about pictures of Mohammed. How come that Jesus & Mo guy isn’t blown to bits yet? I mean, Mohammed is not just depicted in a comic, he’s depicted in some kind of… intimate relationship. With Jesus. You’d think that’d merit special attention.

 
 

One durian will fill approx a 6-floor atrium with stink.

bah! That’s nothing. Jonah Goldberg can fill an entire cruise ship!

 
 

Those Muslim jokes are really terrible.

You can do better, I presume?

 
 

You’d think that’d merit special attention.

Fun fact: the Danish cartoons were out there for months before the Danish Islam community finally got the attention of mideast Imams.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

You can do better, I presume?

Nope.

 
 

“That’s right, Halal cats can haz cheezburger.”

This made me chuckle.

 
 

How many muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?
Islam is the light.

Why did the muslim chicken cross crescent the road?
To get around the roadblock.

I think CBC Television is going to get in trouble with Shania law.

 
 

actor212 said,
October 7, 2010 at 21:22

I love that one.

Ugh. Those Muslim jokes are really terrible.

That’s nothing.

The most off-color joke I ever heard actually came from two Arabs when my high school was supposed to go to some kind of event (can’t remember what exactly) with some other schools from the DC area, including the local Saudi-sponsored school. Arab # 1; “They’re going to check the Saudi bus for bombs, right?” Arab # 2 (heavy and fake accent); “Bus? What bus? We no come in bus! We come in plaaaane!!!”

And yes; I did LOL. The only way I could be a more terrible person is if I laughed at a Holocaust joke (which, of course, I’ve done too).

 
 

Knock. Knock.
Who’s There?
ALLAHU AKBAR! DEATH TO AMERICA!!!

How many muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?
ALLAHU AKBAR! DEATH TO AMERICA!!!

Why did the islamic chicken cross the street?
ALLAHU AKBAR! DEATH TO AMERICA!!!

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into ALLAHU AKBAR! DEATH TO AMERICA!!!

 
 

A travelling salesman’s car breaks down in Riyadh so he stops at a Bedouin farmer’s house. The farmer says ALLAHU AKBAR! DEATH TO AMERICA!!!
but you have to stay away from my daughter.

 
 

Suicide bomber in the afterlife: “I thought I got 72 virgins? All I see is a large crowd of socially awkward teenage male suiciders just like me… oh.”

 
 

I’ve found that ethnic groups know the best jokes about their particular group – i.e. Finns know the best Finnish jokes, etc.

 
 

but you have to stay away from my daughter.

The daughter’s name is Peace.

 
 

Finns know the best Finnish jokes, etc.

There are none, unless you count “Finns are Polacks dumber brothers” as a joke.

 
 

And the salesman’s name is Mohammed…

 
 

And the salesman’s name is Mohammed…

So Mohammed comes in Peace?

 
 

There are none

What about lutefisk?

 
 

Fun fact: the Danish cartoons were out there for months before the Danish Islam community finally got the attention of mideast Imams.

Another fun fact: when the Danish imams went to the M.E. to “discuss” the issue, they distributed a pamphlet that included several “fake” cartoons.

Mohammed with a pig snout, singing into a microphone.

Neander News discovered that this fraudulent image of “Mohammed” was actually just a bad photocopy of an AP news photo from last year showing French comedian Jacques Barrot competing in a pig-squealing contest while wearing a rubber pig nose. The Danish imams passed it off as a blasphemous image of Mohammed for the purpose of stirring up resentment and anger.

They included another showing a man bowed in prayer getting humped by a dog with the caption “this is why muslims pray.”

A sketch of Mohammed as a demonic pedophile was likewise not from the original set of 12 in the Danish paper.

Finally, no one mentions that the 12 original cartoons were printed many other papers around the world including an Egyptian paper, Al Faqr. .

 
 

Up in MN I have heard Finnish versions of the Ole and Lena jokes, usually Aino(sp?) and Toivo.

 
 

That’s right, Halal cats can haz cheezburger.

Yeah, but they still can’t haz a bacon cheezburger.

Also, fuck. Is it Fleet Week again? Fighter jocks are strafing San Francisco today. Cool, but noisy. I’ma go check it out in a minute.

 
 

After I galvanize my parrot.

 
 

What about lutefisk?

That’s more generally Scandinavian. So is lime jello.

 
 

OH SWEET GODDESS OF IRONY I LOVE THEE

Lou Dobbs is the real victim here. Fucking illegals taking advantage of his trust. Can’t they see how it breaks his heart being tricked into paying 1/3 the rates of legal horse handlers?

 
 

Let’s see, am I doctoring a dead thread?

 
 

galvanize my parrot

LOL WUT?

 
 

galvanize my parrot

LOL WUT?

Go back a couple of threads where we discussed zinc poisoning.

 
 

That’s odd – Opera has been acting weird so maybe that explains it. Opera is what, Norsk innit? Well no fucking wonder then.

 
 

Ok. I’ve been in Egypt. Still catching up.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Ok. I’ve been in Egypt. Still catching up.

Restoring your pyramid?

 
 

In a manner of speaking. More like waiting for the stomach cramps to subside. I ATE PIGEON!

 
 

Reports of my consumption are premature. I was merely winged.

 
 

You’ll have to try harder next time exford legs!

BWHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHA!!

 
 

Eat Mor Pigen.

 
 

I ATE PIGEON!

Those were tasty but it was a little creepy craking them open.

 
 

Too right you were winged. And stuffed with rice. But, you have had your revenge. Ow.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Stuffing your pigeon?

 
 

But, you have had your revenge. Ow.

You should see the shit I eat…

 
 

Two pigeons! Enough to give some to the Cairo kittehs.

 
 

This is fun to read. If one goes in for polemics of the absurd. All highlights are mine and I won’t put the link up for obvious reasons.

Hmmm, he seems to have changed the page – it’s now black text on black background. Odd, isn’t it?

Bryan Fischer: Firefighters did the Christian thing in letting house burn to the ground.

A controversy has erupted over a decision by the South Fulton, TN fire department to allow a rural home in Obion County to burn to the ground […] when Gene Cranick’s grandson accidentally set his property on fire, but made no attempt to extinguish the flames, for the simple reason that they had no legal or moral authority or responsibility to do so […]

[here’s where it gets really good – PM]

(It’s worth noting that, had the fire department responded, it likely would have violated the terms of its contract with its liability insurance carrier. The fire department almost certainly had to enter into a legally binding commitment not to operate outside its jurisdiction. So our “compassionate” Christian friends would want the fire department to break its solemn agreement and put the entire city of South Fulton in a position of virtually unlimited risk. That hardly sounds like the Christian thing to do – demand that somebody violate a solemn oath and put an entire city at needless risk at the same time.)

The fire department did the right and Christian thing. The right thing, by the way, is also the Christian thing, because there can be no difference between the two. The right thing to do will always be the Christian thing to do, and the Christian thing to do will always be the right thing to do.

[…]

In this case, critics of the fire department are confused both about right and wrong and about Christianity. And it is because they have fallen prey to a weakened, feminized version of Christianity that is only about softer virtues such as compassion and not in any part about the muscular Christian virtues of individual responsibility and accountability.

The Judeo-Christian tradition is clear that we must accept individual responsibility for our own decisions and actions. He who sows to the flesh, we are told, will from the flesh reap corruption. The law of sowing and reaping is a non-repealable law of nature and nature’s God.

We cannot make foolish choices and then get angry at others who will not bail us out when we get ourselves in a jam through our own folly. The same folks who are angry with the South Fulton fire department for not bailing out Mr. Cranick are furious with the federal government for bailing out Wall Street firms, insurance companies, banks, mortgage lenders, and car companies for making terrible decisions. What’s the difference?

[hilarity ensures when he tries to construe the parable of the 10 virgins is relevant – PM]

[…]

This story illustrates the fundamental difference between a sappy, secularist worldview, which unfortunately too many Christians have adopted, and the mature, robust Judeo-Christian worldview which made America the strongest and most prosperous nation in the world.

 
 

Eating your shit?

Wait, what?

 
 

Mon ami, you never write?

 
 

FYWP. If I already said it then WHY ISN’T IT SHOWING UP? HUH!!?!?! How can it be a duplicate when THERE ISN’T ONE IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE

?

 
 

Speaking of Muslim jokes,

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101007/ap_on_el_se/us_nevada_senate_angle

Apparently, somebody at a campaign rally said something about something he’d seen somewhere about some Muslims trying to take over a city in America, she jumped off of that to saying that it was part of a “militant terrorist situation,” though she didn’t appear to be very clear about where it was, and then ranted on about how it was tied to the “Ground Zero Mosque.”

Shit, I wish our politicians could bring in the same groundswell of enthusiasm by being that incoherent.

 
 

Cool, Sub. you went into the Western Desert?

 
 

Them chickens must have been tough to make it to adulthood despite the throngs of scraggly cats. Sensitive eaters beware.

Now you tell me.

 
 

Oh JESUS, what a buncha little fucks –

It’s worth noting that, had the fire department responded, it likely would have violated the terms of its contract with its liability insurance carrier. The fire department almost certainly had to enter into a legally binding commitment not to operate outside its jurisdiction. So our “compassionate” Christian friends would want the fire department to break its solemn agreement and put the entire city of South Fulton in a position of virtually unlimited risk.

I’m confused. How the fuck is the city put “at risk”? Does an intervention by the fire department automatically trigger a fire in every home in South Fulton?

In this case, critics of the fire department are confused both about right and wrong and about Christianity. And it is because they have fallen prey to a weakened, feminized version of Christianity that is only about softer virtues such as compassion and not in any part about the muscular Christian virtues of individual responsibility and accountability.

Yeah, I’ve heard it derided as the “wimpy God” and even the “faggy God” by conservatives. By that, of course, they simply mean Jesus. A person who preached turning the other cheek, who spread his religion only through kindness and personal example, was inevitably going to be considered a wimp by the Randians of now and then, but it is in fact the god of their Bible.

This story illustrates the fundamental difference between a sappy, secularist worldview, which unfortunately too many Christians have adopted, and the mature, robust Judeo-Christian worldview which made America the strongest and most prosperous nation in the world.

He’s going to explain why the robust Judeo-Christian empires of Rome, Byzantium, Spain and Britain fell despite their robust Judeo-Christianness, right?

I always have to laugh when people try to assert that it’s Christianity that somehow makes us an exceptional nation. The world has had more “Christian nations” in the last two thousand years than it knows what to do with, and far more than it deserves. Being “Judeo-Christian,” robustly or otherwise, is about as “exceptional” as being white.

 
 

Cool, Sub. you went into the Western Desert?

Yeah. It was beautiful and there were far fewer scams and nicer people.

 
 

“. And it is because they have fallen prey to a weakened, feminized version of Christianity ”

What the FUCK is that supposed to mean? I’d love to get all feminine on this guy’s ass. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

 
 

the muscular Christian virtues of individual responsibility and accountability.

Right. Because Jesus was all about adhering to the terms of the contract and protecting the liability interests of the government agency.

Actually, I kinda understand the stoopid argument being made up there, given that I work for a government agency, but – really – calling such municipal risk aversion “muscular Christian virtue?” Feh.

 
 

By the way, since according to them giving our word is binding no matter what the situation, does that mean I can count on them to start honoring the UN Charter?

 
 

a weakened, feminized version of Christianity

That’s a right wing buzz word for something. There’s a knucklehead in my neighborhood who monopolizes the local e-bulletin board with his junk and his spamming of Dennis Prager articles, and he trots that one out faster than any horse in his barn.

 
 

Jesus was cut for a reason. JC had some sweet abs.

 
 

AHHHHHHH!

Now spank the other cheek!!

 
 

I got nothin’ so I’m gonna show you how I brought sexy back

Where are the flippers?

 
 

The fire department almost certainly had to enter into a legally binding commitment not to operate outside its jurisdiction.

If only there were some way to figure this out, like discover if the FD accepted 75$ payments to operate outside its jurisdiction, including in prior years from the very person whose home burned down. ALAS.

Jesus called people like this whitewashed sepulchers(among other things), because they present a righteous facade which hid their inner filth and corruption.

 
 

How many Finns does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to hold the bulb and four to drink vodka until the room starts spinning.

 
 

calling such municipal risk aversion “muscular Christian virtue?”

First the fires came for the rural folks, and we did nothing because we were afraid we might get sued. BOOYAH JESUS POWER! Thank Him we’re not weak like the ladeez!

 
 

I got nothin’ so I’m gonna show you how I brought sexy back

PUT SOME HOOT…. oh, never mind then ??

 
 

The fire department almost certainly had to enter into a legally binding commitment not to operate outside its jurisdiction.

Its like that time Jesus told the hungry masses to go back and buy some bread and fish, so they could gainfully contribute to the local economy.

 
 

a man bowed in prayer getting humped by a dog with the caption “this is why muslims pray.”

That made me larf.

 
 

Or like that time Jesus slapped that leper and said “‘Boo hoo, I’m a leper’! G’wan, get your fetid ass to a hospital! Whaddya want, socialized medicine?

 
 

Or when Jesus fed the multitudes with five loaves of bread and a couple of fishes – little know fact, eight shekels a fishwich, tartar sauce extra.

 
 

The local Catholic church has nice stained glass of Jesus giving the two-fingered eye-poke to the blind guy.

 
 

Old money richies do drive old cars & wear old clothes, & so on, but that’s because they buy expensive, well-made crap that will last a life-time. Like a Rolls.

Actually an advantage to wealth preservation; apparently it’s long-run cheaper to buy a car & run it into the ground rather than trade one in every X yrs. for status or whatever purposes.

Old money though, not cowboys of consumption from Wall St./Silicon Valley.

 
 

Or the time Jesus rose Lazarus from the dead then turned to the family and said “What? I’m not working for FREE here! Cough up some cash or I put him back. I can do it too, I’m the Son of God!”

 
 

Let me just point this out
. So our “compassionate” Christian friends would want the fire department to break its solemn agreement…

Clause 34.4.iii) of liability insurance agreement – solemn.
Helping a family watching their home fucking burn to the gorund? meh.

 
 

The local Catholic church has nice stained glass of Jesus giving the two-fingered eye-poke to the blind guy.

Jesus literally spat in his eye!

 
 

“Where are the flippers?”

I didn’t want it to be TOO sexy.

Mysticdog, that nymph has hooters!

 
 

Or when the Roman soldiers came for Juses and he tore off his toga and yelled THIS IS CHRISTIANITY!!! and then threw a spear that totally cut the war-hippo in half and then it exploded and angels carrying M-16’s floated down from heaven like God’s Own Green Berets, which of course they were and…and…

WOLVEREENNSSSS!!!!

 
 

Stop it. You’re getting me hot.

 
 

Let me just point this out
. So our “compassionate” Christian friends would want the fire department to break its solemn agreement…

Let me also point out he’s ASSUMING there’s such a clause, not only with no evidence but in direct opposition to the copious evidence that the FD does EXACTLY what he’s moaning it can’t.

 
 

Or when Jesus said “Fuck it all” and went off and let the Romans do whatever the hell they wanted because boy, those Germanic tribes were sure scary.

 
 

a weakened, feminized version of Christianity

Yeah, back in the good ol’ days we’d torture and kill heretics for sport. Used to be, folks’d nearly vacate whole countries to go on Crusade just to drench the streets of the Holy Land in Muslim blood. Nothing perks up church attendance, not to mention the collection plate, like a good Inquisition. Burn a few at the stake and watch the rest come running for absolution. Brilliant!

 
 

tartar sauce extra.

Let them have their tar-tar sauce…

 
 

Mohammed with a pig snout, singing into a microphone.

Neander News discovered that this fraudulent image of “Mohammed” was actually just a bad photocopy of an AP news photo from last year showing French comedian Jacques Barrot competing in a pig-squealing contest while wearing a rubber pig nose. The Danish imams passed it off as a blasphemous image of Mohammed for the purpose of stirring up resentment and anger.

Sounds like every night on Fox News and every day on rightwing radio. What is it about conservatives of all religious stripes that they must constantly be on the lookout for excuses for butthurt, even if they have to make them up?

BTW, I did a bit on Fox getting pwned by the Weekly World News over at my joint.

 
 

D-KW – I heartily second your endorsement.

 
 

Jennifer, I also heartily endorse jetpacks.

 
 

OT – HAhhaHAHAHhaHAhaHAHA

uh- yeah, speaking of Halal foods:

Earlier this year, Campbell Canada introduced a line of halal-certified soups…Park51 opponent Pamela Geller is now calling for a boycott of Campbell’s.

At the risk of violating Godwin:
Shorter PammyShrugged – NO SOUP FOR YOU!

 
 

Yes, I’m sure they like their Christ muscular and robust (and probably well-oiled).

 
 

I’d like to see a boycott of Pam “Crazy-ass” Gellar.

 
 

Smut, that would be a shitload of vodka.

 
 

I don’t have any political endorsements up or anything about jetpacks but if any of you folks would like to know more about poultry please visit my blog.

 
 

That shorter made me laugh explosively. It’s like a M?ebius strip, a ring twisted along its length so it reverses once, and therefore technically has only one side — but that’s not possible, of course, so there’s this thing that is, but cannot be, and you kind of examine it for a while and the implications of that and then your brains heat up and your eyeballs turn into a pair of old-fashioned thermometers that reach their highest temperature and explode, followed by toots of steam out of your ears, and then the top of your head flies off and revolves above your head for a couple of seconds, coming down backwards for comical effect.

Then of course I climbed gingerly over the gunwhale and minced my way mango-wise and lo, it was the M?ebius strip made flesh!

Mango flesh.

 
 

Poultry is murder.

 
 

Incidentally, I don’t know how you could feminize Mr. Jeebers much more than he already has been.

I guess this one’s a little more butch, but I don’t know what those Romans are talking about. It doesn’t look very manly to me.

 
 

Incidentally, I don’t know how you could feminize Mr. Jeebers much more than he already has been.

Looks like he should be singing for .38 Special. Joshua Van Zant.

 
 

Spengler – I think that first link is actually The Asian Prince.

 
 

I thought for a second the headline of this post read, “Graham Eats From His Own Navel”.

Tempest in a teacup.

 
 

A failed bomb plot is a perfect act of terrorism to go with all the other nonexistent conspiracies and enemies like the NAU Superhighway, ACORN vote fraud, the Liberal News Media, the supposed deficiencies in the President’s birth certificate and the Homosexual Agenda.

What were the TEA Parties if not re-enactments of the great popular revolution against the evil Marxist Muslim usurper?

In fact, the more we can get them to spend their time on imaginary issues, the better for us. Maybe we can get them to campaign against admitting Lemuria to the UN.

 
 

unfortunately, the us has a history of fixing any and all true movements that might upset the unending reign of the haves.

 
 

etc

 
 

unending

 
 

unfortunately, the us has a history of fixing any and all true movements that might upset the unending reign of the haves.

Closest we came was burning the Scarlett O’Haras of the world out of their precious plantations during the Civil War.

Three cheers for the bluebellies; as bad as Wall Street elites may be, at least they’re not Southern plantation aristocracy. Give me capitalism over feudalism any day.

 
 

And don’t forget the underpants bomber! Why after this horrifying tragedy in which millions no one died does the Obama administration continue to allow passengers to board planes wearing undergarments? Outrage!

 
 

while wearing

 
 

John Cusack has really put on the pounds. Dude needs to cut out the jelly dougnuts…and the pork.

 
 

Chris said,

October 7, 2010 at 17:36
But yeah, there actually is a reason why we count fascism on the far right.

Some of those nutters are unapologetic about the mimicry.

 
 

Ogbalum, there was no need to correct yourself. I myself will not board any aircraft wearing undergarments. The sky is no place for modesty.

 
 

I mean if the aircraft is — never mind. Waiter!

 
 

I am disappointed that S,N! has yet to address the reindeer-nose-dildo issue.

 
 

This story illustrates the fundamental difference between a sappy, secularist worldview, which unfortunately too many Christians have adopted, and the mature, robust, thick, massive, oiled Judeo-Christian worldview which made America the strongest and most prosperous nation in the world.

… Until now…

 
 

I am disappointed that S,N! has yet to address the reindeer-nose-dildo issue.

I thought Pinocchio was turned into a donkey, not a reindeer.

 
 

In fact, the more we can get them to spend their time on imaginary issues, the better for us. Maybe we can get them to campaign against admitting Lemuria to the UN.

Tell Crazy Pammy the Lemurians tend towards Islam and she’d be all over it like white on rice a Teabagger.

 
 

Lemuria for the Lemurians!

 
 

…but if any of you folks would like to know more about poultry please visit my blog.

Let me say that Rooster Shamblin is my number one source for chicken-related information. A useful resource not just for your typical agricultural poultry farmer, but also information for the urban livestock community. Sadly here in LEAFS SUCK, chickens are still verbotten but there are efforts being made to change that.

Although to be strictly honest, I’m really only supportive of Toronto’s would-be chicken farmers because I need them to set the precedent. What I really want are a pair of baby goats since I absolutely hate mowing grass and would love to yell “HEY YOU KIDS, GET OFFA MAH LAWN” before bringing them in for the night.

 
 

Lemuria for the Lemurians!

I thought they called themselves “Lemmings”?

 
 

Lemuria for the Lemurians!
Anti-colonialist!

 
 

Let me say that Rooster Shamblin is my number one source for chicken-related information.

Sounds like a zombie cock to me.

 
 

Incidentally, I don’t know how you could feminize Mr. Jeebers much more than he already has been.

Why do they always show him wearing a dress?

 
 

Oh sweet xenophobic tears.

“The only person who would have been an illegal in any context would have been a landscaper who was working for the contractor working on my house in Florida. That may have happened,” admits the former CNN anchor and fierce anti-illegal immigration crusader. Dobbs is a frequent critic of companies that hire illegal workers.

“But that isn’t my employee nor is it the reason I would have contracted with that landscaper. And to suggest I hired the person who is illegal if, indeed she can document there was someone illegal, is an absurdity,” said Dobbs. “I have hired no illegal immigrants, no company of mine has hired illegal immigrants and that is the essential fact.”

 
 

Speaking of Jesus’ abs; these are clearly not feminine!

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/4/1/28841.jpg?v=1

 
 

“The only person who would have been an illegal in any context would have been a landscaper who was working for the contractor working on my house in Florida. That may have happened,” admits the former CNN anchor and fierce anti-illegal immigration crusader. Dobbs is a frequent critic of companies that hire illegal workers.

So he bid the job out to the lowest bidder, who employed undocumented workers, and he didn’t bother to specify that they needed to be legal workers, which would have cost him more, meanwhile he’s all over American employers who hire undocumented workers for stealing American jobs…

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

My co-worker is SO going to get herself fired. It’s more painfully embarrassing than an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm up in here.

 
 

My co-worker is SO going to get herself fired. It’s more painfully embarrassing than an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm up in here.
Details please.

 
 

My co-worker is SO going to get herself fired.

Maybe she figures one of her beaus will take care of her if she’s get sacked.

 
 

1) Details please and 2) I love it when that happens.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Maybe she figures one of her beaus will take care of her if she’s get sacked.

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *can’t breathe*

Basically, she fucked something up badly. Really, really badly. So, instead of owning up to it, she keeps trying to cover her own ass to the point where she’s extremely rude to other people and to her boss whose shit she fucked up. She literally said, “Just listen to me, okay?” to him! And she keeps calling him about it. And other people about it. She just spent an hour and a half doing this.

She’s no longer allowed to keep his calendar, just as she’s no longer to call black alumni (her boss is the dean of diversity) because she kept offending them. It’s almost sad.

 
TruculentandUnreliable
 

Basically, her boss was supposed to be in a meeting in St. Louis with one of the vice-chancellors, and not only did she not indicate that it was in St. Louis, but she also didn’t even have it on her calendar.

She’s somehow trying to twist it so that the person who sent her an email about it somehow implied that he was supposed to join by phone instead of in person. “See, it says ‘conference’, so I thought it was a conference call.” She had a 20 minute conversation with the vice chancellor’s assistant about this (completely ignoring the fact that she didn’t get it on his calendar in the first place). Then she sent her boss and our office manager an email explaining the “misunderstanding.” And she keeps calling her boss to update him on the situation. It’s funny, as long as I don’t have to listen to it.

 
 

she’s no longer to call black alumni (her boss is the dean of diversity) because she kept offending them.

Of course, you realize, this is how bigotry gets reinforced. Rather than own up to her mistakes and take responsibility and do a little introspection, it will be eaasier AND socially reinforced in her group if she just blames them “dubmass nigras” for taking offense.

 
 

Basically, her boss was supposed to be in a meeting in St. Louis with one of the vice-chancellors, and not only did she not indicate that it was in St. Louis, but she also didn’t even have it on her calendar.

That’s gonna leave a mark.

 
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Of course, you realize, this is how bigotry gets reinforced.Rather than own up to her mistakes and take responsibility and do a little introspection, it will be eaasier AND socially reinforced in her group if she just blames them “dubmass nigras” for taking offense.

Oh, totally.

Oh, by the way, I heard her refer to an African-American student as “that (his name) boy” the other day. I was like….uhhhh…should I tell her not to say that, or just let her step in it on her own someday?

 
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That should have been *his* calendar, of course.

She’s also still trying to tell people that she keeps his calendar, but told them not to say anything to him about it because he doesn’t understand what’s going on. Or something.

 
 

You wonder sometimes how some people have enough intellect to tie their own shoelaces in the morning.

Trig haz a happy.

 
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Well, she can barely fucking dress herself, so, yeah.

 
 

“That boy,” hmm, that’s very… quaint.

Lemme guess; Southern belle wannabe whose position in life doesn’t remotely match the one her fantasies tell her she’s entitled to, and who therefore blames Teh Libruls for messing with society in a way that denies her her birthright.

Am I close?

 
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Lemme guess; Southern belle wannabe whose position in life doesn’t remotely match the one her fantasies tell her she’s entitled to, and who therefore blames Teh Libruls for messing with society in a way that denies her her birthright.

Am I close?

Oh, you pretty much nailed it.

 
 

T&U – What will you do without her? Your entire life will lack a purpose.

 
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T&U – What will you do without her? Your entire life will lack a purpose.

I’m pretty sure I’ll find something. Maybe something much more positive to replace my constant annoyance and seething hatred.

 
 

I heard her refer to an African-American student as “that (his name) boy” the other day. I was like….uhhhh…should I tell her not to say that, or just let her step in it on her own someday?

What the hell – let her step in it.

She’ll find out pretty quickly how much you DON’T say that.

 
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What the hell – let her step in it.

She’ll find out pretty quickly how much you DON’T say that.

I didn’t correct her when she called the Obama girls “clean” and said that they didn’t have “weird hair,” so I’m hoping she somehow manages to cram all of that in one extremely offensive sentiment that gets her ass chewed out.

 
 

Oh, you pretty much nailed it.

I’ve got cheat sheets (previous comments) and people like that aren’t exactly unheard of these days.

What the hell – let her step in it.

She’ll find out pretty quickly how much you DON’T say that.

The question is, is the pleasure of her well-deserved punishment worth the fact that she’ll be blistering the office’s ears with complaints about oversensitive blacks political correctness, liberals and Obama for an entire week after it?

 
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OH GOD SHE’S CALLING HIM AGAIN.

 
 

Y’know, most people forgive mistakes, even grievous ones, because what the hell, everyone makes them. Ten phone calls a minute about the exact same thing, though, that’ll irritate the shit out of anyone.

She’s a lot more likely to get fired for the phone calls than for the scheduling mistake, methinks.

 
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She’s a lot more likely to get fired for the phone calls than for the scheduling mistake, methinks.

She’s probably spent at least three hours on this shit total. Ridiculous.

 
 

Well, she can barely fucking dress herself, so, yeah.

Meaning she has bad taste or meaning that her clothes barely stay on?

 
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Meaning she has bad taste or meaning that her clothes barely stay on?

Either one. Sometimes both.

 
 

Either one. Sometimes both.

Is she hot?

 
 

OMG, I always think I have no job skills etc, but HOLY FUCK I could do better than she does while I’m still asleep. How can someone who works for the Dean of diversity be so racially clueless she’s NOT ALLOWED TO TALK TO BLACK PEOPLE?

 
 

I am disappointed that S,N! has yet to address the reindeer-nose-dildo issue.

Reading through… this was a really fun girl who got pregnant and it made her republican. Fucking fetuses.

I have several friends that happened to.

 
 

Several years ago I flew out to visit my (sort of wignut) siblings for Thanksgiving (we basically just don’t talk about politics, so that was fine). While there, I got that damn cruise ship virus and puked turkey stuffing out my nose and was incapacitated for about a day. My sister booked me on a later flight, which was nice of her, and I went on with my old travel plan, which was a plane andthen a train and then walking about two miles, which is fine when you’re not recovering from puking your guts out for 24 hours but isn’t so great when you are.

Oh, and the day before I left I noticed my dirty hippie housemate had bought a couple of durians, which he had never eaten before, and I said to him hey, so you’re not planning on cutting those open inside the house, right? Because they smell really bad, you know.

So anyway I eventually get home and OF COURSE he had not only cut open the durians inside but he LEFT THE OUTSIDES sitting in the kitchen SERIOUSLY WTF.

 
 

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